Subtitle by Joshua Robert Thendean
Weekly Idol
Doni: 2017 New Emerging Idol Group
Coni: This must be The first time you are meeting this group..
Doni: Ah you also met them before ? (Doni was break for quite some time)
Coni: There are so many people you have yet to meet
Shrugging
Coni: its a group that i met before
They are currently the girl group with the most number of members
a look and you can tell they are like a flock of ostriches Coni: Where are they from? they aren't from earth
Doni: the girl from space, lets welcome WSJN !
Autobots Rollout
Oh yeah So Exciting
Exy Luda Dawon Dayoung
Yeoreum Xuan Yi Bona Eun soe Mei Qi
SeolA Cheng Xiao Soobin Eun Seo
WSJN [Cosmic Girls]
2,3
Would you like
Would You Like
Hello we are WSJN
SeolA: BANG BANG
trying to be close from the star Coni: Our Xuan Yi has became more pretty
Doni: Where is she?
Coni: She's right there
the only WSJN member Coni know is Xuan Yi
Doni: She's is very far from us (like in space)
Coni: Xuan Yi, is Chinese member
Xuan Yi: In WSJN i'm the second eldest member
The member that Doni doesn't know introduces herself
Doni: huh, You can't be the 2nd eldest..
Xuan Yi korean is still a bit rusty
Xuan Yi: 2nd eldest 4 dimensional Xuan yi
4 Dimensional ?
Doni: What kind of actions does she usually do ?
Dayoung: She's doen't understand us well
Doni: Are she's not from our country of course she doen't understand us well
Dayoung: I mean like she understands us but she pretends she doesn't understand us
She obviosly understood but she pretends she do?
Subin: Sometimes she goes like "hah" "huh"
Doni: to be honest are you members right ?
(pretends she doesn't understand)
Coni: Xuan Yi why didn't you hang the laundry ?
Xuan Yi exposed this looks exactly like how it is in the dorm
Doni&Coni: Hanging what? huh? hah?
I got cought
Doni: This is the first time i am seeing WSJN
in a first glance Doni seeing WSJN for the first time Coni: Last time they added a new member
Coni: Now, lests get Doni to que..
Coni: Ah she is over there
the question is not even out but she gave the answer out
Exy who is to eager coni: you are still eager as before
Coni: Should have let him guessed
Coni: Do you know who is Yeonjung ?
eyes of uncertainty Doni: erm yeah duh she's quites famous
Coni: Where have you seen her ?
She looks so familiar not so familiar but still familiar
Doni: you know that recent show with alot of people dancing on a gingantic triangle ?
Coni wants to pick him up
you dont know this dance ?
Doni there was a new CF about it as well (Heechul used to host weekly idol with Defcoon)
Coni: Yeonjung was on produce 101
Doni: Produse 101
Doni: I konow, I know. 101
Doni: Wait I was right ?
Doni: Yeonjung wasn't used to be WSJN
She was in DLSN meaning other Girls
Doni: OTSN what type were you ?
Yeonjung: Originally i made it into the top 11 of produce 101
Then i debut with 101
During our break i joined WSJN
101 unit also came on weekly idol last time
Doni: Are theres a not the member from 101 here as well ?
(Confused) You dont know about 101 unit... Yeonjung: What no ? Our unit memebers were here as well
Coni: whatta man whatta man, weren't you here that time
Doni: Don't know
Mc Hee siblings were the ones who hosted that episode
Yeonjung: everyone came on the show once but this is my first time, so i'm really excited
Doni: So you weren't there the last time ?
Yeonjung: Yeah because i wasn't a member of the unit
Doni is so confused
Doni: So there's IOI and an unit group
example: NCT/NCT 127/NCT Dream Doni look a short break and the idol world has became a big mess Coni: easly speaking her first time here
Doni: can the company planning director... i beg you
Doni: please stop make unit
Exposives Reaction
Doni: NCT what ? NCT 123?
Coni: no it is NTC Dream
Doni: Dream what
Coni: its NTC 127
Doni: there are so many of them
Doni: how about like NCT 808, there are so many of them it's really confusing
Basically in the past, you were part of IOI now you are in WSJN
just remember she is Yeonjung of WSJN Coni: Originally the concept was 12 member a 12 horoscope
Idol knowledge no one know off Coni: Since you all added a new member, does that mean you all have to add a new hororscope?
Yeonjung: You can't really say that, say that they added a new hororscope because when i joined the group..
just nice the world decided to add in a new zodiac to the originally 12
Dayoung: we aint making this
Yeonjung: i ain't lying my way trough this, this is real guys
Coni: So you saying it's now 13 zodiac ?
Yeonjung: honestly all our members have different brithdays so our zodiac are all different as well
I was originally a leo
wich is the same as bona
actively explaning her 13th zodiac So suddenly i became the 13th zodiac
AH CHOO
Unintentionally draw the focus away
Coni: excuse me cheng xiao please, competition (for the limelight) here is really tense here
Sis you are to mean Embarrased Doni: Because there are to many members
Doni: its getting intensed
Coni: When you think someone is talking to long you just sneeze and take the limelight
Doni: its wasn't a right moment to sneeze
Cheng Xiao: I was holding it for verry long but i couldn't hold it any longer
Doni: You could have just continue holding
So you were saying it was originally 12 zodiac and now 13th..
Yeonjung: Yes just nice it changed, i didn't make this up. just when i joined WSJN it changed
Yeonjung: Originally the 12 now adds a new 13th zodiac ophius
Doni: what ?
Yeonjung: Ophiuchus, bacically its just a guy who cacthes snakes but they changed it to make it sound believable
Doni: serpent brearer ? do you cacth snakes ?
Coni: So you guys have leo here...and tiger as well??
Yeonjung: we have everthing here..all the zodiac signs
Taurus, Scorpio, Ophiuchus, Aquarius, Leo, Gemini, Sagitarius, Aquarius Again?
Doni: Aquarius has already been said
Am i wrong ?
Bona: Wait no Yoereum you Capricornus
The truth is Yeoreum is capriconus
Yeoreum: Oh yeah that right i am the zodiac with the horons
Doni: You dont even know the hororscopes well
Coni: Because the company want's to follow a certain concept...
Doni: this is bad result of concept education
Lets introduce again
Taurus, Scorpio, Ophiuchus, Capricornus, Leo, Gemini, Sagitarius, Aquarius, Cancer, Pisces, Virgo, Aries.
Eunseo: And Mei Qi who is currenty in china stepping up her game for step up the movie
Bona: We have one more member
Doni: There is one more member ?
Mei QI curretly absent for activities Because of her movies
WSJN: She is libra
Doni: Because there are so many members, all we did was introduce their zodiac
I'm already tired
Real Smile GOGO
Doni: Together with WSJN, First time writing profile
Doni: If you can count, you know WSJN has so many members
So we dont have time to go through everyone's individual profile
Doni: We will do a team profile writing
Doni: WSJN member making up morning call alarm sound.
Cheng Xiao will do an alarm in Gyeongsang-Do Dialect
Defconn is from jeonju Coni: You know how to speak in Gyeongsang-Do Dialect ?
Cheng Xiao: I know
Doni: I'm sorry but you two are not even speaking the right dialect
Coni: This is an jella-do Dialect
Doni: Cheng Xiao where is your hometown ?
Cheng Xiao: I am from shenzhen
Doni: Then why did you do a Gyeongsang-Do accent alarm ?
Bona: That's because we have 2 members from Gyeongsang-Do
A girl who got influenced Bona and Exy from Gyeongsang-Do
We are immediately gonna play 100% Cheng Xiao real morning call alarm
Cheng Xiao: Ok i am trying
Ehehehehehehehe
Heart attacked
Cheng Xiao: Oppa, Unnie, Wake up
Its not important if the dialect is correct 100 points for being cute
Doni: If you can't wake up to this it mean you are already a dead person
Doni: Why don't you try a chinese version
Cheng Xiao: Wake up Wake up, if not i will get angry
Doni: That was the chinese version
Aegyo in China and korean a bit different
Doni: Next we have Dayoung with an aegyo version
Doni doesn't know who is Dayoung
WSJN Dayoung aegyo version morning call challenge
Dayoung: Cheng Xiao was to cute
All the best our Dayomi
Dayoung: Oppa Dayoungie hamburger has arrived
Oppa's burger has 3 cheese
it cost an extra 500 won per piece
Can't wacth it futher member jumping into stop her from running her image WSJN: Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut.
Bona: The number you are calling is currently unable to answer
Please leave a message after the beep
Doni: Thank you bona
Doni: although the ending was worse than lost ... but it was still cute
Doni: Next we have Exy with mother scolding version
Coni: Your hometown is Busan?
Exy: Yeah i'm from Busan
Exy: My mother always wake me up but shouting like this at me
"Hey you wake up? aren't gonna wake up ? do you wan't me to punch you"
The feel is there passing on the vibe of every mother shouting from a girl
I though it was realy my mum...
Doni: Cheng Xiao must wacthed and learn from you
Satori Expert teacher Elementary Satori student
Doni: Next is WSJN Vocal Camp
Yeonjung Can hit up to 5 octaves?
Yeonjung: I mean like you can't really say it's 5 octaves
Doni falling IU's famous Good day 3 octaves
what is wrong with his eyes what is wrong with his lips
Yeonjung: The so called 5 octaves could be because of that time i sing western sky
The song started from 5 different octaves
So people may have tought i sang 5 octaves
Cider clear voice the video that caused discussion about her
Easly her vocal cords keep increasing
Doni: How about try singing IU's Good day
Yeonjung: OMG i'm so nervous i dont know why
Yeonjung version of Good Day 3 octaves
Doni: Ok 1 octave
Doni: its not even the right octaves in the first place
Coni: This is the first
Yeonjung: its still early in the morning, My voice isn't ready yet
Doni: If you can sing it at this time now it would actualy be very impressive
Yeonjung: i will try my best, lets go again
Doni: You dropped the key lower didn't you
EMBRASED
if its like this then 50 million people could do it as well
Doni: please sing it properly with the right key
Yeonjung the girl who doesn't give up
Doni: Find the first note and start again
Doni and Coni: No no needs to be higher
Coni: oh about there is right
Fell uneasy for her
As clear as the waterfall sound In the besment 3 studio
Immediate KO
Coni: So its proven it can't be done
Yeonjung: Dont you think that time was really close ?
Doni and Coni: No
Yeonjung: sorry
Doni: Can other vocal members do it ? Can Dayoung Do it ?
Dayoung: Ofcourse
Doni: She doesn't really think before it and just goes with it
Why dont you try
Coni: Start with a note first
Bona: Dont you think its a bit too high ?
Sudden high note couses Dayoungs voice tape to be scared
Doni: this sound like what...
IM BYUNG SO
Doni: Next we have WSJN Chinese members who's korean skill have increased tremendously
Cheng Xiao and Xuan Yi, have you all improved alot ?
Cheng Xiao: Currently We are still learing korean
Coni: But you speak really well
Cheng Xiao: Oh really ?
Doni: How long have you been in korea?
Cheng Xiao: its gonna be 3 year for me, since we debut 2 year ago
Doni: How about Xuan Yi ?
Xuan Yi: For me its about 3,5 years
Doni: But then you still answer question word by word.
Doni: thats why we came up with a battle Cheng Xiao and Xuan Yi
The winner will get prizes
Doni: Firstly is your pronunciation test
Doni: The one with a more accurate pronunciation
We will give you all present
Lets see the question
Basically a tounge twister not realy important
Doni: You cant use chinese intonations to say
Lets star with Xuan Yi
Lets star it
Her pronunciation is better than expected
Doni: When you dont notice you will unintentionally say it with chinese intonations
Cheng Xiao laughs so hard then she realize she going next
Doni: How about Cheng Xiao it a go?
Totally Exelled again
Thats because Cheng Xiao has been on many variety show
Doni: Are you doing it on purpose?
Xuan Yi: Wait what? Doni: You are doing this to look cute
Xuan Yi: Whats that again?
Doni: Lets head in to the second level
Cheng Xiao: Ah Wait is that?
Cheng Xiao: Wait theres a second level ?
Doni: Guys dont drop hints for them
Xuan Yi is good at listening ?
WSJN: Nope
Doni: We will give you some proverbs...all you have to do is fill in the blanks
Cheng Xiao: Proverbs What?
Doni: it just one words
After you eat a chicken.... you eat a (blank)
Doni: if You dont know what to write just write whatever you feel like eating
What Did she see?
After you eat chicken, you eat rice
Whatever i will just write Whatever i feel Like eating..... famous for loving seaweed Doni: OMG its sounds delicious
After you have chicken you eating seaweed sound delicious
Who is the leader ? Exy? What is the answer ? after you have chicken ?
Exy: you have more chicken
WSJN: you have eggs
Doni: WHO EATS CHICKEN AFTER CHICKEN ?
Ok who ever answer next first will win
Even (someting) also fall of the trees
Doni: What do you think fall of the trees?
Cheng Xiao: bird
Doni: yeah they fall of trees as well but nope
Coni: its not a bird
Doni: But is an animal
Coni: Xuan Yi just say whatever you want
Xuan Yi: Bread
Xuan Yi: Wait the answer is animal ?
Cheng Xiao: Snake
Doni&Coni: Snake do drop as well but nope
Doni: What animal is weird when it falls of the trees
Yeoreum: Tree tree
Xuan Yi: Mosquito
How do they even fall of trees fly dont they?
Her oversea friend who think a high probable answer as well
Yeonjung: Ah but then.....
Doni: What is it ?
Yeonjung: I tought she said the english name
WSJN: Yeah it sounds similiar
Cheng Xiao: Ah... monkey
Mosquito➡Similiarly Sound like an monkey➡pronounced Weird (a.k.a.monkey) Coni: Mounkey is corret
Doni: Bona what does it mean when "Even monkey fall of tree" ?
Bona: Basically monkeys are always on the tree, so when monkey fall off it means like they will also make mistakes once in while
today i learn a lot of new stuff wich i probably wont apply in life
Doni: Lets presents Cheng Xiao with the prize
Cheng Xiao: Thank you
Doni: Next up is
WSJN we can dance
Cheng Xiao and Xuan Yi are gonna do beyonce dance cover
Crazy Dance Dayoung is gonna cover it
Doni: Dayoung she is a bit....you know...that side.
Doni: I am right
Doni: You are more towards the variety side
Doni: How about we wacht Cheng Xiao and Xuan Yi cover dance first
Just nice its just the chinese members
Yeonjung: they dance really well
Doni: please give us Music
The sexy power Cosmic girls are here
Different kind of bounce
Even the member fall in love with them
Officially showing their sexiness
They may have contributed to rise of heart attack from the viewer
Coni: You guys must have practiced alot
Doni: Next we have how about we wacth Dayoung
Yeonjung: Lets go
Dayoung: can i get some bom bom pow in here ?
Doni: Bom bom pow is song that someone left a legacy for it
Doni: Bom bom pow, Music start
Coni: she is setting the mood
Doni: She already decided to head for our path
Doni: Wait for it
Group members joining variety ceremony avi
Doni: Well done, Well done.
The person who came up with it very sastifield
Darlingly Calls for Doni
Come one uncle Doni
Doni: OMG this is so embarrasing
Come here Come here
Doni: Ok that was embarrasing
Doni: she is the same kind as we are
Coni: its been a long time since he danced and he never did streching
Doni: I did not want to use but i dance to hard
But you dance isn't that good yet
You have to hit yourself when you first turn, this is harder than you think
Coni: Any other member have any hidden crazy dance skill as well?
Doni: Any of you all?
Other than Dayoung ?
Coni: Eunseo how about you give it try ?
Doni: Yeah Eunseo
Doni: Do you want a different song ?
Eunsoeo: Not its ok i got the bom bom pow
A strong back image
Not losing the details even her finger
Doni: OMG she's twisting
Doni: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS COMING TO ME
Doni: I already quit dacing to this music
Another Calling for Doni Exoricist Dayoung
Come here come here
What is wrong With this one
More serious than anyone
Doni: What is wrong with her ?
Doni: you are very good at influencing others
Doni: Next up with have WSJN weird talents battle
Any place any time winking machine Xuan Yi
You got lots of talents today don't you
Doni: You can freely just wink ?
Doni: can you just wink only one side
Coni: When did you started to lack magnesium in you body ?
Xuan Yi: Wait? me what? what?
Coni: When did you start to have lack of magnesium ? our viewer please take care of you health
If your eyes twitch it means you lack of magnesiun
Doni: Eat yo greens, please eat more of you greens
Doni: To protect our Xuan Yi From eternal cuteness
Coni: Yes lets take selfie together
Doni: Lets take a photo together
Doni: Take picture cuteness
Xuan Yi: Weekly idol
WSJN: wink wink
Xuan Yi: I did
That pronunciation are you korean?
China Lady Xuan Yi selective native korean speaking creates suspicion
Doni: Its was a prefect tone
Coni: You aren't from china are you?
Doni: You from Gongwondo-Do aren't you
Xuan Yi: nope
Doni: how do you save it?
A kind Lady helping two oldman
Accidentally deleted Xuan Yi wefie
Subin: OMG that scared me
OMG my wink.......
Doni: anyone else wishes to take picture ?
Yeonjung: Pick me, pick me, pick me
Coni: Why don't you all take together ? this time around we will use a filter
SeolA X Yeonjung Cute selca challenge
We are winking machines as well
Weekly Idol !
Yeonjung: Oh yes is prefect
Doni: ok lets save it first
Yeonjung: its totally perfect
Yeonjung: with the filter as well
Like this Like this
Coni: How about Cheng Xiao take a photo with us
Cheng Xiao: Sound great
Coni: Which (filter) to use ?
Cheng Xiao: Which one should we use ?
a big uncle fan
A cutie over here
WSJN: She's so good at winking
Doni: Nicely taken
Doni: Cheng Xiao, we will give it to you to post on instagram
Please save it prettily
Doni: Bona can cover her waist an A4 paper?
Bona: Should we take a look ?
Doni: Is this for real ?
Doni: Just a look at it
A look at it you can tell her waist is small
Doni: we can't even cover it horizontally
Bona: My waist is a bit small
Dayoung: Can the camera (film it) ?
Eunseo: You gots to raise you hand
Bona: I didn"t measure but it should be 21 inches
Doni: Can you pass a measuring tape over
Our smallest record is 17,9 inches
WSJN: Who is she ? Doni: Mina Waist (AOA)
Bona: I was really skinny last year
But then you know it was the new year....
Doni: Ok be cool
Doni: We create the record here
Lest go for 16 inches
Cheng Xiao: You can do it Sis
Variety Doctor Doni is about to started his operation Forced variety world record
Coni: can she be saved ?
Subin: Dont put on the mic
Experience having a 16 inches waist from 21 inches with the belp of doctor Doni
Doni: She can't make it
Doni: Only after a tight measurentment then its 21 inches
SeolA: for real?
Doni: 21 is impossible
Dawon can you do it ?
Dawon: me ?
WSJN: Dawon looks like she can
Variety Dr Doni start work again
Coni: Doctor, can you make it happen?
Doni: Lets try
The previous patient had a very good new year
Coni: Did you eat alot during the new year ?
Dawon: Yeah a bit
Can WSJN Dawon beat Mina record ?
Doni: She can make it as well
Doni: Because the new year just passed, hope its not going to work
Doni: But the waist is really tiny
Doni: WSJN a special way to remember dance moves?
Doni: Bascally you guys reapeatedly slow down and speed up the song ?
Bona: We slow down the song while we practice, so then we repeat it and continue practicing.
Doni: You guya take it slow, then you slowly speed up the song
Can we see that version ? the practice version?
Bona: Ah the slow down version
Bona: We have to slow down our facial expresion as well
Doni: So our WSJN
Doni: We are gonna see how they practice
Doni: Music start
2X speed dance wish by WSJN
Doni: Firstsly We are gonna start a 2X slower dance
Coni: are this is ballad ?
A really relaxed Dance Coni: Are this ballad song
Although the song is slow but still look pretty
Although after much practice why are member still making mistakes ?
Coni: So this is how its done, there is someone who is worng as well
Listening to the slowed down version make you wanna dance faster Coni: 2,3
Now its really time for someone to fast forward the song
Coni: I really just want to speed the wrote than up
Doni: Thats right, why are you all doing this ?
Bona: Because we have to many members
And we bump into each other alot
Doni: So this time, you all can't escape our infamous segment
2X speed up dance
Doni: They already making mistakes with -2 speed dance
Doni: Can they succed ?
Exy: We have confidence
Doni: 2x speed dance dance, music start
not a single mess
The difficulty level increase sound of them screaming start
WSJN 2nd part separation
Hehehehehehe
Variety god is bleassing Dayoung
Coni: SeolA is already tired
alone being the busiest person
2nd time where cries can be heard again
Twice the fast twice as cool
Until now you will reallize the dance is actually verry detailed
Not once where the dance overlap one another
Though the 2x speed WSJN Choreographer's dance has shown its true value
Thumbs up for WSJN who could do the dance as well
I am in charge of variety Dayoung
Thought it was easy as breeze but its a difficult dance
A flowery wuju ending
Doni: WSJN 2x speed dance success!
No matter how they see, Dayoung is the same type as Doni & Coni
Bona: Because our dance covers a big area
So we keep on running
Doni: Dayoung who did you bump into earlier
Dayoung: I head barged into subin's elbow
Subin: It felt like it was intetional
Doni: That you did purpose
Dayoung: that's right
Doni: Today we had a great time with WSJN
They are 2017 blue chip girl group
A time filled with energy well spent
Coni: impressive
Doni: Our leader, lets gave the leader give some closing words
Exy: To be closet to you, we will continue to promote
Please love us alot, we love you all
Doni: this has been WSJN
All the way filled with energy keep it up and we will see you all next time
Lovelyz: Hello we are lovelyz!
Lovelyz: Weekly idol